DEAR APRIL

Dear April,
We're through. You've been nothing but a heartless bitch and I can't take your shit any longer.
M.

a post completely devoid of content

I’ve done it again. I’ve waited until the last possible moment to write the blog post. I couldn’t be less interested. I’m doing it solely to check off the goal of having written this month’s post. And there you (whoever you might be) have it – a post completely devoid of content.

HERE WE GO AGAIN

Ever since I began this endeavor, I’ve intended to deal adequately with the following list. I have yet to have done it. Perhaps this year I will do better.

TOP TEN BEST PARTS OF BEING ALIVE IN MY. . . . SHOES:
#10 WORK: WAL-MART TIRE & LUBE EXPRESS AND TEACHING
#9 OUR CHURCH
#8 INTERNET (FOR EMAIL, SHOPPING, AND WHATHAVEYOU)
#7 THE SHED
#6 LEGAL DRUGS (CAFFEINE, NICOTINE, PHARMACEUTICALS, ETC…)
#5 THE INTANGIBLE ECSTASY OF MAXNESS
#4 LITERACY: WRITING, READING, LISTENING, AND THINKING
#3 FAMILY, FRIENDS, EASE, COMFORT, ETC. . .
#2 MARIA, AURORA, AND VIVIAN
#1 GOD (THROUGH WHOM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE)

TEDIUM

DISCLAIMER #5: Nearly everything I say (write) is probably mistaken – most of it is just plain wrong – half of it is intentional fabrication – and lots of it (like this post for instance) is just silly – as I’ve said repeatedly before: I don’t know what’s wrong with me – by the way, when you notice that I am wrong, you should tell me – it’s your moral obligation and I will do my best not to grunt too loudly as I trample on your pearls – actually, I will do my best NOT to trample on your pearls at all – I love other people’s pearls – Oink!

The original plan was to post one entry a month and I’ve done that. I’m finding it difficult to continue to care about this exercise. I don’t know what I expected. At this point the whole thing has become tedious.